misheard

"The United States mints in Philadelphia and Denver produce billions of coins each year for circulation. "

"My grandmother added a generous spoonful of sugar to her tea. "

"I was going to go shopping, but I went dancing instead."

"Instruction will be provided on how to handle difficult customers."

"I asked her age."

"The bartender used a shaker to mix the ingredients for the cocktail. "

"My sister misunderstood my instructions, and now the project is late. "

"A good article will cover the who, the what, the when, the where, the why and the how."

"My sister is always driving me crazy."

"The teacher wrongly accused Sarah of cheating on the test. "

"I was deaf, and now I can hear."

"My mom used the mince to make spaghetti sauce. "