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"After the sneeze, there was a noticeable ejaculate from my nose. "

"He was exaggerating when he said he waited in line for ten hours; it was probably only two. "

"The comedian used his stand-up routine to satirize the absurd rules at his office. "

"The comedian made everyone laugh at the school talent show. "

"It took him only twenty minutes to perform the task."

"The president of the student council used last year's debate as a precedent for this year's election rules. "

""Remember to keep your passwords secret so no one else can log into your accounts." "

"The contacts between the students during lunch break were brief but friendly. "

"The student checked her phone for messages from her teacher about the homework assignment. "

"A portion of your mortgage payment goes to reduce the principal, and the rest covers interest."

"A confident demeanor is crucial for persuading others."

"My grandfather has a lot of quirky mannerisms, like tapping his foot rhythmically while he talks. "