absurdity

"He is a student of life."

"I have a small suggestion for fixing this: try lifting the left side up a bit."

"The student needed to memorize the multiplication tables for math class. "

"My sister's insistence on having a quiet room led to many arguments. "

"The classroom erupted in dissonance when the children began playing different instruments at the same time. "

"Everyone in the class needs to bring their textbook to the first lecture. "

"My dad used the encyclopedia to look up information about the history of the Roman Empire for my school project. "

"The teacher's judgment of the student's essay was based on clear criteria. "

"The automatic child-frightener made clowns unnecessary."

"His contradiction of the proposal was very interesting."

"His attendance at school was inconsistent; he missed several days in a row, then showed up for a few days straight. "

"He never expected to be discovered."