absurdism

"You must do your homework before you can watch television."

"My friend told me there was something in the box, but I didn't know what it was yet. "

"What is your question?"

"My uncle is a computer for our family; he's always calculating budgets and costs. "

"My philosophy for dealing with difficult classmates is to listen carefully and try to understand their perspectives. "

"Pi is an irrational number. "

"The chaotic character consistently disrupted the classroom with unpredictable outbursts and a complete disregard for the rules. "

"Powerful telescopes look far back into the distant reaches of the Universe."

"Firstly,… Secondly,… Ultimately,…"

"The teacher's insistence that students memorize the entire encyclopedia was an absurdity. "

"The word "gugugu" is meaningless in English."

"The explanation was long and drawn-out."